It was Sunday evening. I was sitting on the couch, enjoying a little quiet time while mentally readying myself for the week ahead. I happened to notice my husband typing on his phone with a self-satisfied grin on his face. I was immediately on alert. To be clear – this is not a look to be trusted. Not when it is on my husband. The only way it could have been worse would be if he had that grin while typing on my phone.
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” – Groucho Marx
I glanced at my phone, but the only alerts showing were a slew of news headlines, which were anything but grin worthy. Nope, we definitely weren’t looking at the same thing. I navigated to Facebook. My feed is set to show my husband’s actions and reactions at the top, so within an instant, I could see he was being particularly active that night. Yeah. This can’t be good. I braced myself for impact as I clicked on the link.
The status update belonged to my cousin advising she was participating in a Tzedakah Challenge. For those not familiar with the word *raises my hand* Tzedakah roughly translates to charitable giving. Per her status update, she had to give to an organization of her choice based on the number of likes and comments she received in a 24 hour period. She pledged to donate $1 for every like and $2 for every comment and would reveal the specific charity after the 24 hour period expired. However, as it was Mother’s Day, she was willing to share that the donation would go toward helping women become better mothers.
Now my husband is a bit of a troublemaker/jokester by nature (and by a bit I mean even our friends’ kids knew by age three to always take what Mr. Potts says with a grain of salt), but he usually means well. Apparently, my cousin’s public pledge provided too good an opportunity to pass up. He commented on her post. Then he commented again, a reply to his first comment. Then again with a reply to his reply. Again and again.
This is who have to live with folks.
A friend of my cousin noticed my husband’s ‘enthusiasm’ and chimed in. What have you done? I shook my head. Don’t you know not to ever encourage him? It’s like saying ‘Beetlejuice’ three times – it sets him free. If she didn’t know what the consequences of her actions were at the time, she does now.
“Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” – Will Rogers
Either bored with his conversation with himself or emboldened by the (potentially misguided) encouragement, my husband went on to like and reply to more of my cousin’s friends and acquaintances like an internet troll with a one-trick agenda (but a happy, friendly, supportive troll).
The following day, we learned exactly where my husband had spent my cousin’s money. All $150 of it.
She had chosen to donate to Literacy for Life – a regional adult literacy program, but also a program that provides mothers, fathers, and even those without children valuable life skills. In their words:
“Literacy for Life has helped people with numerous individual goals, including studying for and passing the U.S. citizenship exam, obtaining a better job, learning to manage family finances, passing a driver’s license test, effectively communicating with medical professionals, and helping a child with homework.”
There are worse things trolling can do.
However, my husband’s bit of fun (as well as intentioned as it may have been) wasn’t without its own repercussions. After the day was over and the pledge complete, my cousin ‘thanked’ him for his support by naming him as one of her five nominees to carry on the challenge. As I would like to remain on speaking terms with my extended family, I’m here today to ensure he does just that.
I’ll leave the lesson of the day to another:
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemingway
Now, I don’t normally participate in these sort of challenges, but in this case, I am choosing to make an exception (I can be a supportive spouse too after all). If you would like to give my husband a taste of his own medicine or if you just want to support a charity of our choice (up to $150) please feel free to comment or like this post here or on Facebook. I’ll be sure to tell the hubby what he owes.
But be warned, because no good deed goes unpunished, I’m leaving the follow-up nominations to him. If you aren’t careful, you may just earn yourself a new friend.
The official time period for the challenge is up, so you can comment or like from this point on without fear of nomination. Thank you to all who helped me teach my husband a lesson – and helped me support a good cause. I will posting a follow up with the official charity we’ve chosen to support in a later post.
I love this! I also have a husband who has a whacky sense of humor, so I feel for you.
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Oh, I feel for your pain then too 🙂
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Hahaha! I love this!
Good luck with the charitable giving, I hope they don’t ruin you before the day is up.
Oops, did I just comment?
At least I feel relatively confident I won’t be your husband’s next “victim”.
1) I’m broke, and 2) I live too far away, I probably wouldn’t follow up…
But good luck!
PS: Being broke doesn’t prevent me from doing good deeds, but I can’t afford $150 of that at once. My kid’s school’s fundraising is coming up this Saturday, that’ll be my charitable giving for this month at least 😉
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I’m excluding my replies and likes from the total 🙂 I’m definitely full of conflicting emotions here.
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🙂
I can understand that 🙂
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And you got him again 😉 !
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I’m a chatterbox 😉
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All for a good cause 😄
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Hahaha! I’ll stop now 😉
Thank you for the smiles!
(And thank your husband too!)
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That seems like cheating. I think your replies count the MOST! Maybe 2x as much?
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I can see how you might think so, but I view my comments as priceless.
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Great post.
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Really moved me.
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Literacy is a great cause.
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Did I mention I loved this post?
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I think you and my husband would get along splendidly 🙂
Thanks for doing your part!
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I like how this challenge works and I like how easy it is to tally up your contribution to your cause. I also like that by commenting here I’m giving your husband some grief, having written today about a certain other husband who can be most annoying without even trying. 🙄
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All those likes are duly noted 😂 He sooooo had this coming, and yet would you believe he’s not even all that upset about it?
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He’s a good guy at heart. Only trying to help…
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Sshhhhh he might hear you and then there would be no living with him.
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That is hilarious! Your crafty husband. I love that he’s getting a taste of his own medicine. I’m a bit afraid to like the post, but I will anyway. No comments! I don’t want him to even know who I am! 🙂
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He is a laugh riot, just don’t ever tell him I said that. 😜
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No doubt he already knows. I’m sure he must think so! 🙂
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No doubt.
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“Don’t speak
I know just what you’re saying
So please stop explaining
Don’t tell me ’cause it hurts…”
Get it?? No Doubt?? I couldn’t help myself.
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I did!!! Oh, so clever!
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But now I have that song stuck in my head. It doesn’t help that Gwen Stefani is my husband’s celebrity crush. Curse my cleverness!
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That IS a problem. Although I’d trade you for the kids’ theme song currently stuck in mine
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Thank you SO much for not telling me which one. You are kind and merciful!
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Glad you appreciated the gesture 🙂 I was sorely tempted
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Haha. Misery loves company after all.
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That is so funny, Allie, and what a good cause. So here’s a like and comment for your husband’s challenge. Happy giving 😀
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🙂 Thanks! Hopefully he has learned his lesson.
I doubt it though.
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It’s for a good cause. At least there was a cap on how far it could go. 🙂
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Yeah, unfortunately I had to. As much as I want to help others, I also occasionally like to eat.
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This is funny
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Oops… Hit ‘post comment’ too soon. Great post and worthy cause. 🙂
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I mean the charity and teaching him a lesson. Both good causes.
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Just saw this is over. *pouts*
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Actually, I already saw that. But I was hoping you might make an exception. If I send cookies… ?
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I may be persuaded to round up the figure and tell him he owes volunteer time too. Seems only fair.
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Excellent, Smithers. *rubs hands together*
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*judges hold up straight 10 scores* she nails the landing Joan! Yes, Steve, simply beautiful execution.
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I like it!
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I really like it!
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Did I mention that I really, really like it? Well, I do. 🙂
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HA! Excellent. So glad you approve!
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Doh! Wish I’d seen this sooner!
Lamont sounds a lot like me. His back-and-forth commenting slash hell-raising is exactly the type of thing I would do, too.
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Yeah, I’m pretty sure you and he would get along just fine.
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OHHHH MANNNNNNNNN I am gutted I missed this, I’d have played silly buggers too muhahahaha loved reading this, I’d have been giggling to myself too!
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It was awesome. Made him pay. Quite literally.
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hahahah husband 0 – wife 1
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