Diana over at Myths of the Mirror challenged writers to interview their muse after finding that hers had recently outsourced the job to a merciless mercenary for hire/part-time healthy life style disciplinarian. But upon accepting the challenge, I found my muse somewhat difficult to track down…
The air was heavy with procrastination as I heard the door open behind me. I didn’t have to turn around to recognize her perfume, a mix of earth and chocolate spice. It could only be Moka. Moka Chino. She spelled her name with a k rather than a ch. She thought it gave her an extra shot of originality. I’d never had the heart to tell her I thought it made me question whether her head was on right.
She sashayed into my office as if it hadn’t been years since we last met. Though I tried to keep my expression neutral, I couldn’t help drinking in her appearance. “What brings you to the old neighborhood?” I asked as she removed a pair nutmeg shaded glasses, revealing mascara stained eyes underneath.
“It’s Latte. She’s missing.”
Latte was Moka’s cousin. Tall and skinny, though just as smooth. I’d met her at one of Moka’s parties and we’d spent the next hours in easy conversation. Latte’s side of the family wasn’t nearly as rich and she’d offered to help with the occasional job or two for whatever change I could spare, which was never much.
It was worth the expense. Her contributions might cause me the occasional heartburn, but they never failed to get results. She was reliable that way. It wasn’t like her to disappear without leaving a trace.
“So, can you help me find her?”
A lock of white slipped from her frothy up-do. I fought the urge to inhale her scent, as I helped sweep it back into place. She was bad for my health. Some might argue, toxic. I knew it. It was another reason I’d kept my distance. But I also knew she didn’t need to ask. Moka was someone I could never say no to. The problem was, she knew it too.
Latte spent her time between gigs in the editorial department of a local publishing house. It would be my first stop.
“Thanks for agreeing to meet with me,” I said to Latte’s boss, B.K. Caffé, a huge man with a complexion as dark as his current expression and crushing arms. I extended my hand.
He didn’t take it. “You’re late.”
“I apologize. I was given the wrong directions in reception. Has anyone ever told you guys that this place is difficult to navigate?”
“You said this was about Latte?”
“Yeah, her cousin says she hasn’t seen her in awhile. Looked worried.”
“Yeah, well I haven’t seen her lately either. Now I’ve got senior management roasting my beans. I’ve had to bring my sister’s kid on board just to deal with the slush.” His scowl deepened as he glared as something or someone behind me. “But now I’m beginning to wonder if I was better off.”
A kid who must have traded his diaper in for an overpriced suit stood there. From the slicked back hair to golden pinkie ring, he could pass for an extra in the Wolf of Wall Street. He marched across the room like I wasn’t there. “We need to talk about my assignment.”
“Not now.”
“But Uncle B, I really don’t think you are recognizing all the benefits I bring to the table. I should be in charge out there.”
“And yet I still don’t have a publish-ready novel from you, now do I.”
“If you’d only listen -”
“We can talk later. Now do the job I’m paying you to do.”
The kid left, slamming the office door behind him. “Kid thinks he’s bulletproof,” B.K. said more to himself than to me, shaking his head.
“So Latte.” I took out my notebook, bringing his attention back to the matter at hand. “You saw her last…”
“Weeks ago. We sent a draft off to beta readers and a crew went out celebrating.”
“Including you?”
“Not my scene.” He crossed his arms over his chest and leaned back in his chair. “I’ve been told I can be a bit of a buzz kill.” Someone knocked on his door. B.K. looked at his watch. “Are we done? I have a schedule to keep.”
“One last question. You wouldn’t happen to know where they went to celebrate, would you?”
“Where else: Quotable Potables.”
I was familiar with the hot spot. Signs of wear on the bar’s exterior were beginning to show. Even so, it still maintained a stable of regular customers thanks to its welcoming atmosphere. I made my way to the back where a makeshift karaoke stage, stood. It was also where I knew I’d find the Pinot Sisters.
They were seated at a nearby table, ready to launch into song the moment the equipment came online. I pulled out a chair and handed them a picture. “I’m looking for a gal named Nila Latte. You didn’t happen to see her here recently, did you?”
Both girls had the kind of legs that made you want to laugh or weep but were just as known for their bubbly personalities. Usually, the trick was getting them to stop talking, but neither offered a word. “Yes, you did.” I tapped the photo again. “A gal like that, on your turf. Yeah, you noticed.”
“We don’t remember.” Nora, the red head, pushed the photo back at me. “Okay?”
“You don’t remember seeing her, or you don’t remember what happened that night?”
Gio, the blonde, began to sweat, “She was iced!”
Nora covered her sister’s mouth. “We don’t know that.” Her gaze swiveled around the room as she looked for who else might have overheard Gio’s outburst. “Really. We don’t. Most nights are a complete blur. Ask anyone.”
It was clear that the girls were spooked and weren’t going to tell me anything more, but they’d given me an idea as to who to talk to next. I left the bar and took a turn down Memory Lane. I’d get to the bottom of this story.
It’s my job.
I’m a writer.
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Clever! I read this hearing your amazing accent 🙂
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It still cracks me up to hear I have an accent after being told for years otherwise. 🙂
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You have a wonderful accent!!!
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🙂 Fit for broadcasting. If only I didn’t hate the sound of my voice recorded, I might do more podcasts. Thank you though!!!
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If I ever have to audio my books and I need an American voice – guess who I will be coming to????
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Eek!
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Very film noir Allie. I could almost see the Sam Spade raincoat and the dangling cigarette. I hope you find her and that she hasn’t gone on the lam like mine did. Actually I think mine won the lottery and went on holiday and never came back. I was hurt there was never even a postcard. Hopefully yours has a bigger heart to go with that cute frothy head.
xxx Massive Hugs xxx
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That is rather cruel of yours, but maybe it’s not what you think. What if he/she was hit on the head by a falling coconut and has had amnesia all this time. Don’t give up hope!
I hope I find her too. I have a whole third book in the series to write, not to mention the rewrites needed for this one.
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Fun story, Allie. I love the beverage theme – very clever and you cracked me up with “she got iced!” Ha ha. Will there be a part two as you track down your muse?
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I easily could have kept going touching on all the various things that help get my creative juices flowing, so we’ll see. 🙂
I’m glad you liked it as I had a wee bit of fun with the word play. Thanks for the fun prompt!
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The word play was great.
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I’ve scheduled to share on my Sunday Blog Share. Thanks again for the fun piece of writing!
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Oh, thank you!
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I’m so glad you did share! I must have overlooked it when it appeared in my reader (I’ve had a few things on my mind lately) and it would have been a pity not to read this wonderful short. I hope we get to read the end of the story!
I too enjoyed the drink theme. None of them would work for me though.
Maybe I should go with chocolate and caramel (if you read my blog, you may understand the reference, if not… well… just know they’re very close to me!).
Thanks for the pleasant read. I’ve always enjoyed detectve stories. I definitely want to know the end!
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I know all too well about Choc O’Late and his partner in crime, Cara Mel. They operate an off the track betting racket. People have been known to make a few morsels off peanuts. But the returns are never satisfying in the long run.
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Yes, these too, and I DO have one of the sweetest tooth in town.
But to me, they’re two very special people too… my actual muse (he must get tired of it at times 😉 ) and someone who is a bit more than a friend… 😉
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They are easy to love. A guilty pleasure for sure. The type of folks that stick in your gums and make you crave them more.
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Yes, that’s it 🙂
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Really enjoyed reading this, you certainly have a way with the names 🙂 Hope you find her, and that her substance hasn’t evaporated.
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I had way too much fun with this challenge. I didn’t even have to press the characters for their names.
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The names were my favorite part :-). Naming characters is always a huge challenge for me.
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I usually agonize over it too, but I find naming the fictional places even worse.
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Allie, what a creative story with clever ideas and wordplay weaved throughout. Cheers to you and these characters, whether it’s with a hot or iced cup of joe!
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Thank you! *raising my cup*
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Really cute. 🙂
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Thanks!
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Really good! Clever, funny, and so well written.
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I’m glad you thought so. It was a great prompt.
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🙂
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Loads of fun. Great wordplay but I got to tell you, the last I heard, Ms. Latte was running off with a fast talker who calls himself Expresso – and good grief, they were moving fast. 🙂
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Thanks for leaving a tip! 🙂 I’ll run it to the ground.
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I don’t know whether to laugh or groan at these last two comments! I thought the story was brilliantly clever, however. Cast my vote for a part-2 (or more).
xx,
mgh
(Madelyn Griffith-Haynie – ADDandSoMuchMORE dot com)
ADD/EFD Coach Training Field founder; ADD Coaching co-founder
“It takes a village to transform a world!”
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Thanks for the vote. I’m definitely considering it as the story is practically writing itself.
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I really enjoyed reading this, rather fabulous and very reminiscent of a film noir as davidprosser commented. Nice to know other people have problems with their Muses.:)
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Muses really are such mysterious creatures.
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I agree, they are.
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Deliciously sweet and clever. The perfect non-fat, decaf joy to start my day. Thanks Allie. I’m glad D shared you and your muse with us. Brad
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I’m glad you enjoyed it. Being told I’d made the feature was a nice way to start my day too.
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Very clever post, Allie. I am rather glad I don’t have a muse though after reading about yours and Diana’s.
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Diana’s muse story was a hoot. I had to join in.
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Love it! 🙂
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So glad!
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Wonderful! I smiled throughout this post. Clever and caffeinated. 🤗 Cheers to your muse.
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I’d tip my cup in response but I’m afraid I might lose her again.
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🙂
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One never hears much about their other cousin, Flat White. Trouble began brewing with that one when she went in for a breast augmentation to perk up the gals. She was pretty steamed when they didn’t have the oomph she’d been expecting. Last I heard she took the espresso lane all the way down to Florida, where she’s currently recovering from an alligator bite to the leg. De reptile bit her in de caf.
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Awesome. I had to read that one out loud to the family.
But yeah, Flat White always did carry a bitterness about her. Her attempts at sweetness came across like aspartame – fake like something you knew was in defiance of nature. Imagine my surprise then to see that de caffeinated mess cosying up next to Earl Grey.
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Love this! Diana’s was awesome and I plan to take up the challenge but then you write this beverage-themed post and I’m intimidated by you two. 😉 Really. This so clever.
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I hope you participate. I’d love to meet your muse. Maybe he or she can help track down mine.
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OH, I’m doing it for sure. But I don’t think my muse can track yours down. I don’t think my muse can track my post-it notes down. I need Diana’s for a day. (Week.)
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Seriously. Diana’s muse needs to up his rate.
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Brilliant, Allie! Is there going to be another chapter?
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I still haven’t made up my mind yet. Thanks though.
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It was So well written. Loved all the puns! 😁
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The puns are part of the reason I’m not committing to doing a part two yet. They might never stop. 🙂
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I liked all the coffee references! Allie, you came up with quite a unique way to honor your muse. It made me smile and tingle with a caffeine burst! ☕ 😁 ☕
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I’d like to think she is out there somewhere communicating hints to her location one drip at a time. 🙂
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What a great adventure! Sounds like your muses keep you caffeinated, er, I mean bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Fun stuff!
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One way or another my muses keep me hydrated
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Pure genius. The whole thing. I snorted out loud at ‘iced’ LOVE the double entendre
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I may have had a little too much fun coming up with the word gags, but I think it was worth it.
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